Steak and Blowjob Day – March 14th

March 13th 2017 11:42 am | By LaCoquette

Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men. Celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

This is the official definition of March 14th, aka Steak and BJ Day, according to Urban Dictionary.

This bogus holiday, set up as an Anti Valentines Day for men, kind of makes us want to gag. And not in a good way!

We love steak, and blowjobs (who doesn’t apart from vegetarians?) and we don’t need an official day to be told to have them.

Steak and Blowjob Day

 

So to help out we’ve put together our Top 3 Blowjob Tips, guaranteed to make you Head of the class.

TOP 3 BLOWJOB TIPS

1. Worship the Cock

Okay this is said tongue in cheek (you can try that technique too), but here at La Coquette we firmly believe the best way to give a good blowjob is to enjoy giving blowjobs. We get it, penises aren’t the most attractive body parts. And it can be intimidating as every guy has different erogenous triggers. But there is nothing sexier than confidence, and genuinely enjoying the moment. So if you need to treat his member like that Hermes handbag you’ve been on the waitlist for, or that Five Guys loaded burger you’ve been craving, then do it. Give it your full attention and a whole lot of love.

2. Mix it Up

It’s all too easy to have a set playlist, particularly if you know what your partner enjoys. But mix it up baby. Try surprising him with a wake up blowjob (the best kind of wake up call), or give him oral pleasure in a different location than the bedroom. Not to mention varying the speed of your movements. Go from slow to fast, and back to slow to keep him on the edge of his orgasm. Twirl and swirl your tongue over his entire shaft. Then try focussing on the head of the penis with gentle licks and sucks. And never forget to give the balls a little love.

3. Use Your Hands

It’s not cheating to give your bj a helping hand. In fact every porn movie oral scene you ever watch (and we’ve watched a few in the name of research) will show a little hand to mouth action. Use one hand to slowly massage his shaft, or both for the helicopter move that will blow more than his mind.

Bonus tip – we highly recommend maintaining eye contact with your partner at all times, sometimes giving a blowjob can feel a little disconnected, and keeping that deeper intimacy is so sensual for both of you.

Now, if you want to find out how to cook the perfect steak, check out this Guardian article all about the other meat!

Want to enhance your oral pleasure even more? Check out our wide range of oral sex enhancers

HAVE BETTER SEX, THANK US LATER.

 

 

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